big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
My dad just told me if I'm going to smoke pot, to make sure I use a clean needle. WTF?
so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
hahahahaha your sister just walked down from the guest house with a stain on the front of her shirt and "owned" written in blue sharpie on her forehead. i dont think she knows what happened last night either.
Carrying your underwear around in your purse on Sunday morning is its own religious experience
Told her my spirit animal was the spread eagle. Now that's my name in her phone.
Sitting in my car feasting on the spoils of Taco Bell as Donna Lewis croons "I love you, always forever." A more perfect moment will never exist.
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
Someone who makes you cum so hard that you have an asthma attack is clearly your soulmate
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
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