Grow some girl-balls and come out already
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
Apparently I called 911 everytime Sean Kingston told me to
Mike and I just ate the lobster we found in the toilet
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
Hey man, sorry I chased you around the house with a small table.
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
I was just laying in bed wondering if there's more important things in life than cheese stuffed pretzels.
The pool of urine in the trash can signifies both a regretful yet successful night.
On second thought, is it weird that I scheduled a surgery that determines my fertility around lingerie football night? I might have fucked up priorities.
Absolutely not. I would have done the exact same thing.
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
I don't care if he's the coolest coworker, if he's living in his mom's basement at 30 you should not buy drugs from him
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
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