you haven't felt a hangover until you wake up after a night of snorting tequila.
That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
So the bartender from Applebees totally looks like he would take his clothes off for $40
I like how you possess the gift that turns normal guys into strippers
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
Totally just drove past you riding your bike. I was like damn, that looks like a cute little hipster boy, and then I realized it was you and that I'd already banged you and it kinda made my day. I hope you're well. Come over soon?
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
You showed up at my house at 4am with a bloody nose, one shoe and a bucket of chicken... I live no where near a place that sells chicken in a bucket..
Well that would explain the bones in my purse.
You should've seen the look on the guys face when I demanded pho and a beer the second they opened. Obviously he doesn't understand hangovers
Feels weird riding an elevator with my tongue in my own mouth.
Was last night real life? Like did you really light your hair on fire
last time we tried to watch a movie together, we ended up having really aggressive sex. during the Lion King. so what Disney classic will we be ruining this time?
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