I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
Only thing worse than going to work with a hangover is going to work with a hangover then realizing that u don't have to work that day
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
We're not piercing ourselves today.
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
But lunch with my dad really just means an hour and a half of him telling me how he's disappointed and how he knows I'm on drugs
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
This is why I only drink in places with a C or D health rating
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
My mom found my empty case that I hid in my room and just said "now why don't you be a responsible underaged drinker and throw it in the recycling" and walked away. I'm in shock.
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