What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
You told my mother that her salad dressing tasted like semen.
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
I woke up and watched my kitten suck on his nipple. Way too hungover to intervene. He thought it was me, so he just giggled and mumbled "mmm girl."
Seriously? God I hope he wasn't lactating.
......... Poor kitty
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
he pulled my tampon string out with his teeth like a grenade pin yelling frag out! That's why I fuck guys back from deployment. They'll go the distance
I think that's the first time I had "ass rimming" scroll across my phone at work
Dude you came into the room last night soak and wet and told me you just took a shit in the shower
Lesson Learned: It's not a party until someone pisses their pants.
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