just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
The good news is that I can 100% reassure you that you did not get knocked up by some creepy Italian dude named Sal Manella last night.
The bad news is that you will never know the name of the guy who may have gotten you pregnant last night because he clearly gave you a fake name, sweetie.
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
No he exists. Who else tells me no matter how drunk I am to pull out. He's watching over me so my bastard doesn't get created.
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
You think that was bad? One time my parents found my sister half naked on top of the four runner in the garage. She makes me look like the good child.
So... I sharted on the plane. It was hard to maintain my composure and acted offended at the same time. I hate you for not cutting me off last night.
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