The guy dancing on me has three visible teeth. WHERE ARE YOU?
Last night I dreamed I was having gay sex in prison. That's the last time we go to theme night at the club.
Dignity is for republicans.
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
Judging by the fact that he asked me if i wanted to serenade him using cocaine and Taylor Swift I'd say I so have it in the bag.
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
I imagine it like the scene in Sorceror's Stone, but instead of flying keys, it's flying dicks.
That is a dream.
He pulled out a red and green condom and then started humming "Here Comes Santa Claus." Happy holidays indeed.
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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