Do you not remember dry humping your dog for 20 minutes at oxfest dude?
Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
At what point lastnight did a lens fall out of my glasses and nobody tell me?
In other news, I apparently ate my retainers while rolling last night.
We got signed out of jail by an Uber driver. I think that qualifies as a great first night of college
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
I won the 'drunkest person at a family event' award tonight.
Let's take a shot for every time we've said "I don't want to get that drunk tonight"
What happened to you last night?
SO. MANY. SHOTS.
Randomize
