Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I just named my vagina "The Boneyard"
More like "Chia Pet"
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
I woke up to her staring at me in a corner moaning over and over again about how good the pie crust tasted
Who was that guy I met at your brother's house who had to get stitches in his ass?
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
2 things: 1) can you get hep from toilet water? And 2) do you know where we can get a new skillet for cheap?
Please tell me those aren't related.
I made rice.
The cat be actin like a 2:30 am poop is the time to tell me all about her thoughts and fears in life. No bitch, this is definitely alone time.
I'd rather explain to the cops why I'm naked than why I'm drunk.
I'm gonna write a book entitled "when you give a cop a cookie..."
I don't even want to know.
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