Every now and then I'll talk to a creeper for an extended amount of time. Randy, for instance, funded our entire night of horrible decisions.
tell me how a rose bowl party involves waking up to find a raccoon in my kitchen cabinet eating my oreos the next morning?
Drunk man just did a hand stand, fell over, knocked over a whole table of desserts, and didnt lose his cowboy hat. winner.
well, if it werent for her you wouldnt have gotten a handjob in the middle of the bar. so, maybe you should thank her too.
areolas are like halos for boobs.
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
your ability to divide cases of beer among any given group of people equally was missed.
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
So the bar crawl I'm on is a "90s bar crawl" and I made the joke about a few overweight girls that "lack of concern for your weight is so 90s" it did not end well
He punched me in the face while giving him road head, because he was driving stick. I shit you not.
Randomize
