need another drink. this is the easiest way
He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
We did a shot for each one. Father... son... and holy ghost. That wasn't enough though so we moved on to toasting dead relatives.
Also when they left they could only find one sock between the two of them. Apparently we're like crazy sock ripping vixens when we bring guys home drunk
I have a fannypack full of condoms and acid. Let's get weird.
First of all you're supposed to say "you're not fat". And second of all never ever deprive me of nachos.
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
I'm not letting you use my bathroom unsupervised anymore. You peed in the sink thinking it was a urinal...
Do you think I can get away with quoting Work Bitch by Britney Spears in my speech?
Why did I wake up with a skeleton in my bed? Is it from the lab?
Oh crap, that's where it ended up. Yeah, don't ask.
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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