Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
All he was doing was sitting in the car, staring. We asked him what was wrong and he just turned, smiled, and said "everything has its own pair of boots"
My vagina just recognized that song.
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
We're having a serious conversation and I just responded to something he said with an emoticon. I am so baked.
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
Ah, drunk me ordered sushi at 3 a.m. for sober me's lunch the next day. EXCELLENT
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
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