My gyno actually laughed when I told her about his penis size.
I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
At dinner I grabbed his hand and he screamed "mom she just grabbed my penis" the proceeded to shove my hand down his pants! Hello Mr.Dick!
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
I just found out that the liquid capacity of my breasts is 700ml each. I should not be left alone at home when drunk.
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
Well, I watched a girl proposition a shit ton of people, try to take a cocktail waitresses job and then proceed to walk into a wall. Damn, I'm a little jealous.
In other news, I just burned my penis
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
Woke up with champagne in my hair and honey mustard on my hands. Strangely, I'm okau with this
I just walked across town, stoned off my ass and barefoot in 35 degree weather for him to bust five mins in and then apologize 13 times as I got dressed.
I think I should write my liver a thank you note. If it had my work ethic, I would be dead now.
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