That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
Dude, this place has 10% alcohol beer on tap. It's like God's semen.
as if moving home wasnt embarassing enough, mom picked up my laundry while i was gone. guess who needs to find a new hiding spot for his cum towel..this guy.
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
I found her in the bathroom licking her screwdriver off the floor. she said there was no way she was wasting a $6 drink.
I just Tebowed the shit out of her.
Nice and you can't use "Tebow" in the place of every verb.
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
i told her i wanted to be the Neil Armstrong of her vagina,
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
I don't know what I'm more pleased with, the blowie last night or that fact that there's still 20 dollars in my wallet
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
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