...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
Dude I was fucking my girl on the couch and her dog came up and licked my balls. Does that mean we just had a threesome?
All I want in this world right now are Doritoessssss
OK. You going to get home safe? Who are you with?
Doritoesssssss
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
I attempted to stand up and was quickly reminded by gravity that I am the universe's bitch right now
When I woke up everyone at the party was in their underwear. Only you guys were playing strip pong.
Yes, we all have the power to convince a large amount of people to take their clothes off
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
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