google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
having to delete all your hookups stored in your phone as first name followed by frat/bar after they've graduated is such a bittersweet feeling
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
Please tell me this is my four loko that I just woke up in....
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
On a scale of zero to "unmitigated disaster," how drunk is he?
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
I woke up to find a bottle of Bacardi in my shower rack. How was your night?
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
I'm getting "congrats on your engagement" shots. I need to get engaged more often!
The power of my boobs compel you
just learned i can hear my fish chewing his food WHILE HES IN HIS BOWL. im going to have to call you back.
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