I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
I'm way too horny to be at work right now. I think it might be legally irresponsible to leave me alone with cucumbers.
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
We're lucky we aren't prostitutes by now. Whats the etiquette for returning a pair of heels with blood on them?
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
You spent like 10 minutes trying to hit a golf ball that was actually a cigarette butt. And then fell over.
It was a great idea to buy that cocaine while dressed as an elf. It snowed all night for me.
I'm so cold without your freakishly high body temperature
that's the equivalent to a normal girlfriends. 'I miss you' btw
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
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