Woke up this morning at my parent's house. No idea how I got here... what happened last night? Was it bad?
We using my standards or yours?
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
I AM THE KING OF THE FRESHMEN
how did i know this would happen?
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
No longer is one of my lifelong dreams to ride in a kangaroo pouch. You have eternally ruined that for me. Thank you.
god dammit I AM NO LONGER PUTTING UP WITH YOUR HETEROSEXUALITY I QUIT
The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
Highlight your past hook-ups. You've been stabbed, shot at, run over, and chased down the road...no you can't bring new bar bitch over here!
Dude she has a friend!!!!
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
Reminder to self: never have sex on a trampoline. Trampoline burn hurts worse than carpet burn.
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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