It honestly took me longer to beat Ninja Turtles: Turtles in Time, than it did to have sex with her the first time we met.
yeah my mom told me she knows when i come home high because i use my turn signal while turning into the driveway...
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
Hey, I didn't ask that stripper to put her unds in my mouth, it was just covered by the plus package fee I ordered.
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
Yeah... I still gave her a hug because I felt really bad though. I mentioned that my boyfriends grandma just died too, just to reinforce that I'm straight afterwards.
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
But now he's gone and I'm exhausted and my vagina is yelling at me and I want a cheeseburger
How do you tell a woman that you are seeing that the scars on your back are from her awesome-in-bed little sister?
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
Also fucking you night and morning and then serving your parents breakfast is a bit awkward. And funny. To me.
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