Sometimes I stick my finger in my own ass and pretend it’s a vagina. I think it’s kinda weird. What do you think?
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
All I remember from last night is petting the broom with my feet and feeling like I was standing on a horses head
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
Oh wait looks like my cousin is getting deported THERE'S HOPE FOR THIS CHRISTMAS YET
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
Any day that has a special name thats capitalized means you need to need to call in sick and get day drunk. That's why they are there.
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
I just put on my bra while peeing. I fear this will be my big achievement of the day.
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
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