I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
Hypothetical question. Say I was bleeding profusely, close to your house, and needed a place to go to clean up and perform minor surgery on myself. Like now.
The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
Security has videotape of her blowing the boss against his car. Don't they know he entire parking lot is under video surveillance?
I smell like heartbreak.
Tequila and sloppy rebound sex?
How did you know?
I only spent $42 at the bar last night, it's some sort of miracle.
you do remember it was dollar beer night, right?
That answers my next five questions
He sent me a pic of his coffee mug to be like "I'm having coffee too.” \nImagine that. Morning coffee. In your boring ass mug. Dick pic or gtfo.
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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