strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
WISH UPON A TAMPON
They constantly get farther than me.
tampons.
I think misery doesn't even think of me as company anymore. I'm an unofficial roommate.
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
They're taking me to ER. Mistasnkingly. Come get me.
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
Being at this stripclub only reinforces how single I am. And I was *just* becoming okay with that.
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
I used my yoga mat as a door stop so he couldn't come into my room when i was sleeping last night. Drunk engineering at its finest
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
It wasn't your birthday, you weren't supposed to be the drunk one
When people keep buying you drinks at the bar because they like you, you can't say no to them
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
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