I'm cheating on the girl I'm cheating on my girlfriend with
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
Friend I haven't seen in almost a year just IMed me to let me know that my mom stuck her boob out the window on the freeway at her.
Her mom responded by mooning my mother. I really don't know what's worse.
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
Asking the cop for directions wearing a lion mask may not have been my best moment...
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
Just woke up from a dream where I had lesbian sex with myself (a clone of me)... Take that, Freud!
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
Dude, you fell into a tree, and both of the tables, AND the window well... Resilient aren't you?
WHY ARE THE COPS ALWAYS AT DENNYS WHEN IMDRUNK!?
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
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