census says that i am hotter than the girl you just left with...sad for you
Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever.
Are you for fucking real.? He divorced me just because he got a fucking girlfriend.?!
I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
Never in my life did I dream that I would meet and NFL linesman, let alone that he would be standing before me dressed as a Roman centurion and asking for Vaseline.
He's drinking on a hospital bracelet, the fuck's your excuse?
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
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