I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
He told me to pick a safe word. I said 'cactus' and he said I wasn't taking this seriously and that I wasn't cut out for s&m.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
He asked me if we could throw a lingerie party together so I guess he's single again
Just orgasmed in canada. I should get a sticker or something that says I orgasmed in a different country.
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
You were visibly distraught that my boyfriend and I didn't have sex in your bed. You forced us to take your condoms.
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
Like what did he say to his host family? The girl I causally sleep with on the weekends is coming over?! And they thought "well lets feed her dinner"
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
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