new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
Why is there a case of Coors Light with my address on it?
He kept yelling "osteoporosis" and threw milk at her because she broke her arm.
You're going to the beach with me so we can have beach sex whether you like it or not. Get over it. Kthx.
Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
Apparently I'm not allowed to call at 3am anymore and ask to speak to all his siblings. I was just trying to get to know the family
I will forever remember this as The Great Jalepeno Cock Burn of 2014.
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
They won't let me buy alcohol in the airport until 9am. Super judgemental
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
A seagull just tried to steal my cellphone
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
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