google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
sometimes i wish i could just stick a turkey baster up there and suck out the blood
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
considering I showed up there after a xanax, 2 bottles of champagne and some coke, no shirt and someone else s husband... I'm sure you can figure that one out.
It'll be like the burning bush except without moses and with pubes.
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
I really resent how she stayed home and ruined my plans to watch sci-fi and masturbate.
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
1. My arms are cement 2. I wish dogs could answer the phone
You are the jesus of drinking
Sad realization: so long as I use this sleep apnea machine, I will never be the little spoon!
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
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