I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
I'm drinking reisling in a paper cup by myself in the garage.
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
She's allergic to latex.
Lucky bastard.
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
I Have a huge scrape on my knee and I need a better excuse than dry humping on a park bench...
I would just like to point out that a bandaid led to sex. The lesson here is always have a bandaid in your wallet.
I'm out of milk so I'm dunking my Oreos in Bailey's; this is my life now.
STOP HOOKING UP WITH SOCCER MOMS! YOU ARE RUINING MY REPUTATION!
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
Yep. The ghost of my sex life is in your house.
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
Would it be inappropriate to meet you at the airport after your family vacation so I can tell you all about the amazing sex I have been having?
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