he is fucking friends with his exwife on facebook, but he defriends me after 3 dates? am i that crazy?
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
The Universe is CLEARLY playing a bad joke on your sex life
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
I just had sex with the megalodon show on in the background and it was just as magical as it sounds
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
How was your night?
Fell down a flight of stairs. Went to a sex dungeon. Was approached by a man in a leather harness.
This is the Front Desk Lady from the Saturolite Inn. Your friend is passed out in the lobby. Please come help her.
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
Randomize
