Bonnaroo quote of the day: "why the fuck am i pregnant?!?!" - exclaimed loudly by random hippie.
God I'm so bored. I wish I had a baby or something to play with.
And this is exactly why you should NEVER have kids.
I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
I'm really debating making a second facebook. Same name only with DRUNK at the end. That way I can keep the guys I only talk to when I'm drunk on that facebook and only go on it when im drunk.
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
He's drinking 50/50 vodka/water out of a camelback. Disaster would be a compliment at this point.
The thumbs up barstamp on my hand is mocking my hangover with its positivity.
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
dad is drunk and texting us pictures of bread
If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
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