I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.
I wish there was a lawn mower version of Roomba so I could just drink and cheer it on from the stoop.
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
No I can't cure herpes. I'm an EMT, not Jesus.
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
You know the bunny onesie you sent me? Happy Halloween, I just did the hop of shame.
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
my penis made a compromise with my morals
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