yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
The Rock is playing the tooth fairy. I can't believe I used to smell what that man was cooking
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
There are at least 3.6 billion human cocks in this world. Get some. Get as many as humanly possible. Literally. Do it. 1-2-3 go!
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
bro i dont care how hot she was, you try keeping it up with the amount of puppet he had in her room, it was like fucking in jeff dunham's house
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
Please ask me to tell you about the time I watched two of my friends chase my drunk roommate with a broken foot around downtown
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
I want to show up to tomorrow's study group looking like I got hit by a train. A train made of dicks.
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
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