He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
Woke up in a different state, wearing only a bk crown. My boxers are in a tree and I think I went to the hospital last night.....
I told you not to do acid with the girl who works the late shift at 7-11
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
I'M ALSO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT ORDERING A PJIZZA. I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY MUSTACHE WANTS.
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
....I feel like you are deciding whether or not I'm good enough for you based on what I ordered from Chipotle.
He probably tastes like german chocolate and coffee beans
Seriously though, my ovaries are trying to crawl out of my body and into his pants.
I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
My puke in the shower morning just turned into a puke in the restroom at work afternoon. I'm the human embodiment of dumpster fire.
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