their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters
No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
I just sent Brandon a snapchat where I wasn't wearing a shirt but had a rooster drawn on my boobs that said "cock block" and laughed for 10 minutes I have problems don't judge me
I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
I took multi-tasking to a new level. I just ate a plate of nachos off my lap while driving to the bar. And I barely got any on me.
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
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