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She wouldn't stop saying her own name. Like a damn pokemon.
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
I threw up on my way to work while listening to "the good times are killing me". this award goes to modest mouse for creating the most poetic puke ever
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
On another note, I feel like my vagina is slowly being peeled off with a rusty potato peeler.
answer my text you professional douchebag
and i mean that in the cutest, flirtiest way possible
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
Puked up breakfast after doing my first minze shot in a while, but that shot was to Trump losing the election, so it's all good.
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