I just saw a 3 year old try to break out of a daycare by driving a big wheel at full speed into a metal gate. Today is going to be epic.
I answered the my mom's phone call about what we're doing for father's day while he was still fucking me. She thought I seemed really excited about his hiking boots present.
I'm sweating while I eat mac and cheese. That fat.
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
My dad wants to dress like mitt Romney tomorrow night and tell trick or treaters they owe him candy.
Starting St Patrick's Weekend, non stop flights on Pacific Whorelines to the scenic HotMessXpress. Get the cougars ready, it's gonna get weird.
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
I'm happy in my shell. My shell which consists of keeping guys in the friend zone and me masturbating...
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
Talk all the shit you want but I slept in a oversized monster truck tire last night.
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