he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
are you looking for your table cloth? Cause I found it around my neck this morning...
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
you will always have a special place in my vag
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
There's nothing I can say to make me pepper spraying you any better
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
last karaoke night = doing dmx songs with a guy who threatened to stab me. so yeah I'm coming out.
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
I saw an episode of cops that had one of my ex husbands on it.
I continue to impress myself. Also I'm probably pregnant
Ugh. I need to go to the store, but I'm too lazy. Whatever shall I do? That girls still passed out. I should steal her car
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
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