Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
I have no idea where I am, where my pants are, there is cheese stuck to my ass.. Why do I have your phone?
shot for shot with some guy twice your age to prove Detroit hustles harder then you left with him. We're tracking you
What an age we live in that I can try to pick up a guy by using my phone while I'm taking a shit at work.
I fucked my cousin and caught chlamydia this year. I can't really harbour any illusions about myself anymore.
Fuck yeah GAYNESS
*explodes into glitter*
I stood in my living room with two beers in my hand asking these said beers if they were going to drink each other. I then insisted that I would drink them and chugged both. Happy Halloween.
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
He came so fast i dont think he got it all the way in. He apologized and gave me his favorite baseball card.
I shamewalked barefoot this morning and the Dos Equis delivery guy judged the shit out of me.
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
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