Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
Just bought purple Ray Bans. If there was any small chance that I would ever have sex with women ever again, I just buried it.
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
She puked in the bank of America parking lot? Awesome.
Yeah, figured I'd deposit my check while we were there.
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
when I came to get Jamie there was a cop standing outside with her, made me roll down my window to tell me "she's got to go cause she won't keep her shirt buttoned"
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
the dude in the apartments across the street got a video of me railing blake on your front steps last night
shit like this is why i dont let you drink vodka anymore ..
It's like everything I need in life within a five block radius: booze, toilets, dogs, dicks.
How about this: I support you through your miserable marriage, and you support me through all my anonymous sex?
I put purple lights under my bed and asked him if he wanted to fuck in a spaceship.
That's why we have robots to masturbate for us
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
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