Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
Hey, I can't find my bed frame. Do you know who took it?
You gave me your shirt to use as a napkin every time I spilled beer on myself. Before we went to the bar.
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
I would totally lead with that as a line.'So, I was on Legends of the Hidden temple as a kid.. Your place or mine?'
For my birthday I want you to get me in bed with Donald Trump. That is all. You have 3 months
I just figured out how I'm going to tie you to my bed. Hint: I may have to go to the auto parts store before you get here.
When I die, I want you to spread my ashes at a Cracker Barrel.
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
Okay... I just said "preach it" to the pokemon theme song. I'm hammered.
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
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