Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
We watched a biography of Frida Kahlo in class today. It was depressing. A chick with a UNIBROW just put my sex life to shame.
Just saw a drunk guy marching down the strip with a garden rake. I feel compelled to follw him
I am telling you that nothing wakes you up like stomach acid exiting your nostrils at 10AM
Thanks for the ave Maria song you left on my phone that lasted for TEN minutes.
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
I honestly think the worst part about the night is they just kicked us out of the park and we didn't even get to go into Disneyland Jail
I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
I'm sitting on the couch playing the sims, how's ur night going?
I'm sitting on my floor, drinking wine, and listening to bette midlers "wind beneath my wings"
Why are our lives so predictable?
Randomize
