Kiss
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me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
The dingo escaped by eating a hole through my screen door. It's loose in the city somewhere.
the gays at disneyland are vicious
You made out with my dog and told me he tasted like a rainbow.
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
Tell me why I woke up spooning a hamburger like it was a teddy bear.
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
I got laid two nights in a row
And none for Gretchen Wieners...
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
FUCK WHALES
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