she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
all he gave me for my birthday was sperm
at least its a homemade gift
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
Hold on. She's wrapped herself in toilet paper and is scaring the dog.
Too many margaritas?
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
Oh, honey. If you're seeing a girl just for the sex, never doubt that she knows and she's doing the same thing. We're not stupid, we're just craftier than you.
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
still not dressed at 5:00, jacking off watching men's figure skating and hoping my weird roommate doesn't walk in. anybody who says idk how to have fun is wrong
I think I might start referring to your vagina as a separate being now
If Dr Phil has taught me anything about myself, it’s that I can seriously relate to those women who fake their pregnancies.
you walked into the party, and all you had on was your left sock... literally.
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
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