oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
Just looked at my outgoing calls. Seems I had a 7 minute convo with my 10th grade english teacher at 2:56 am Saturday...
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
So on how many levels of wrong is it that I'm reconsidering my divorce simply because I don't want to go through getting used to shitting around someone again.
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
Teflon bitches. Nothing fucking sticks to this kid, not even a kid. Maury Povitched this shit outta that situation.
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
WEED IS MY SPIRIT ANIMAL
That one probably shouldn't have been in caps
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
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