Why do my orgasm prompt her to begin using babytalk EVERYTIME?!
I just called a child with a Yankees jersey a jerkoff. so much for a friendly day @ the ballpark
why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
There's nothing worse than carrying your fairy crown and wings home wearing fishnets
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
I got the job! The hiring manager is the sister of a guy I slept with so its like I'm a real adult now
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
they are cutting me off...little do they know I am making a 75 yr old man i named Herbert buy me drinks now...no shame at 11 am...
I informed him that we had less than 5 minutes left to live, and his first words were "I'm trying to think of a good They Might Be Giants quip"
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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