I didn't go out last night, but I dreamed that I blacked out and the *CRAZY* thing I did was to eat 12 cupcakes off 12 diff plates and stack them up neatly. If I had a life, I'd hate it.
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
I'm tangled in a fishing net down at the harbor. This has nothing to do with Captain Morgan. Bring wirecutters.
My bullwhip has saved my life tonight and gotten me laid. I'm gonna be Indiana Jones every Halloween!
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
She's cute, but batshit. Like some kind of dominatrix disney princess.
Yeah I was convinced everyone knew I was high. Time was passing way too slowly for anyone NOT to notice.
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
I wish I'd realized he looked like Skrillex before I was already in the middle of fucking him...
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
So don't be alarmed when you go into your bathroom, he's sleeping in the tub with your brothers dinosaurs. also I'll clean up the sticky floor later. (you don't wanna know)
Ugh. I just found a cum stain on my mermaid pants. Now I can't return them.
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
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