I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
i'm pretty sure you said "blowjob marathon" lastnight
i totally said that
If you're on a tempurpedic mattress do you think you can feel if someone is jacking off right next to you?
Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
yeah, never be friends with someone with shitty eyebrows.. they obviously already make poor life choices
his penis was like the majestic horn of a unicorn and I came like a million trumpeting rainbows.
Because cocaine and lesbian hookups on a Tuesday cannot be the new normal
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
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