FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
I have got to stop getting laid on my lunch breaks. I AM SO HUNGRY RIGHT NOW.
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
I could seriously attempt to try and saw my head in half with a butter knife cause im pretty sure it could not hurt any more than it already does
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
Sorry blacked out and lost my phone. Judging by the looks of my body I fought a cat and fell into a bush.
We were at dinner and dad asked me to pass the salt and I suddenly remembered doing body shots when I was blacked out last weekend.
Never in a million years thought I would have to put jello shot recipe/equation into an excel spreadsheet
Knows all the good gay bars AND has a dog? Wtf can't I drop pizza on guys like that????
I woke up at her place in a kids bed hearing Sesame Street. She doesn't have kids!
She made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.
I swear I only fuck him for the huge bottle of smart water he gives me afterwards.
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