Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
Just went outside to gather hail to use to make margaritas since we ran out of ice. That's God's way of helping us out.
In all honesty of all my sexual conquests, his dick is probably my proudest moment.
Doing laundry, just found a knob off your stove in my pants pocket. I don't know.
I poured everyones drinks into the ice bucket and then stuck my face in it. Apparently I'm a greedy drunk.
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
It's not even 8:30a, wine glass is broken, there's sugar everywhere, and your mom just asked me what MILF means.
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
Like sometimes I’ll be hangry but for dick
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