What's the politest way to tell someone that you're only interested in them when they're naked, and even then it's just like a passing "meh?"
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
he was on top of me and all of a sudden stopped and starting picking his nose...i asked him if he was okay, he sort of looked confused, and he told me he had a booger that hurt. guess its a good thing i wasnt planning on dating this guy
There was a pool of blood on my desk and we still don't know who it belongs to. missed a good party, man.
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
I'm texting an actual stripper. A male stripper. I dont wanna talk about it yet
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
this is the second day the intern has gotten me coffee. he either wants to bang me or thinks I'm more important than I am.
either way he's in for disappointment
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
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