Then you got really excited when I upgraded you from puke bowl to puke bucket.
With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
Honestly, I don't care if the only reason she gave me her beer was because she was bisexual and wanted to touch my vagina. Beer is beer.
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
The Blue Grotto manager called. He asked me for your name and number. Apparently, on reviewing the videotape he noticed you consumed a whole pizza by yourself. He indicated that he has a tshirt for you and wants to put your picture on his eating wall of fame. Apparently, you are the first such person to complete this incredible feat of eating. Congratulations to you!! I am so proud.
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
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