Can we switch to phone sex? This is starting to get awkward...
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
So he told me he didn't have a condom, paused, and then said "so, pulling out" and tried to high five me.
Did you really end last night's sexting with "Stay thirsty my friend"?
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
I played ping pong,drunk, with my hand instead of the paddle. And i won. I have hidden talents
People dont know what to do when a naked fat guy is running towards them. they panic
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
I just realized I slept with a guy who used the pickup line "do you have a bandaid? I skinned my knee when I fell for you."
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
I think he may actually care that I call him slampiece instead of his real name. Who knew he had feelings?
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