no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
Ok I won't set anything on fire if you wear pants all night. This is a bet we're both destined to lose.
Sorry I had passed out by this time I think, with the chicken fingers ON my face in my bed, with all the lights on, and ketchup all over.
i just burped and it tasted like condom. please tell me i wasn't lame and made that guy wear one for a bj last night.
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
She was mid-sentence and then BOOM the hammock broke off the tree. I about pissed myself. Hot Sprite and Vodka make the world go round.
took over 12 bombs tonight and we still aren't hooking up. Wait how am I functioning
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
I'm so baked, I spent the last hour trying to screencapture the cracks on my phone.
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
She meowed at me. Repeatedly. Then she asked what was wrong with me because I didn't understand her.
you missed a good time last night.
you texted me at 10 telling me to come fuck you, that says enough.
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