All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
bubblegum was invented today. we're getting drunk. end of story.
She came over with Guinness cupcakes, a case of Mickeys, wearing an Ireland flag & nothing else.
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
You won’t make it to November. A 21st bday and Halloween in the same night has shitshow/ jail written all over it. So I call dibs on that tall guy
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
We're snowed in with only two condoms. This will literally be valentines day russian roullette.
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
I tried to cut you?! I'm sorry! PS where's my hair?
Stop recording sex noises and setting them as my ringtones. This time it was at a funeral
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