I seem to have left my pride at pride
Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
his recent searches consisted of "World record for not bathing" and "Miley Cyrus vs Taylor Swift". Not even i am that desperate.
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
How do you tell an ex that banging less hot chicks than me is highly insulting? I almost want to try and get him laid with a pretty girl just to save some face for dating him so long.
I did my walk of shame through a safeway at 8am to get YOUR hangover bagels. You're welcome asshole
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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