if your dad confronts the dude you fucked about the background check he did on him, NOT GONNA GET A CALL BACK
If a fat man falls in the shower and nobody is in the apartment, does his pride still hurt? Answer: yes
He smothers me through text. I can't even image what he'd be like in person.
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
I knew us throwing ourselves at him back in the day would pay off. I'm gonna b a divorcees rebound. Score!
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
i think i just lost a toe
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
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