your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
He kept saying the best defense against a lion is to punch it in the throat.
When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
He was sleeping, but the way he was made him look like an adorable, fuzzy penis
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
Why is there an ambulance refusal in my pocket? I'm never going drinking with you again.
Yeah I figured you were blackout when you were Shakira dancing on the floor.
Oh. I'm probably going to just get a viagra and ruin your life.
i just woke up to her giving me a toothy BJ so I had to break into your bedroom and steal about 4 condoms. Sorry for waking you. :(
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
Do you think telling guys I'm majoring in magic is a good pickup line?
I must be pretty memorable. I was walking past this dude and he goes "There's the Scotch Girl." I have ZERO clue who he is, but I'm definitely the Scotch Girl.
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