it seems as if every mistake i've ever made in life i've had an errection in one hand and a bud light in the other
So I'm eating my burger minding my own business, when the guy next to me starts up a conversation. Seemed normal at first, stocks, bonds, etc...then he said...and I quote "I can push a bowling-ball up a flight of stairs with my tongue." As I awkwardly laughed he broke out "I bet you I could bite the head off of a rabbit."
there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
He just kept telling me how to do certain things. It was like I was fucking my sex ed teacher
There are sesame seeds in my vagina. This cannot be explained with logic.
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
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