If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
A kid in my class brought a George Foreman and cooked food mid lecture. When the prof found out, all the kid did was ask if he wanted some.
We broke up in downtown Nashville with drunken, blow up penis waving bachelorette parties walking by. For some reason I can see this ending up as a country music video.
Do you know what your brother wants for his birthday?
Yeah he said he wants a decent blowjob for a change.
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I'm just looking out for you.
Just so you know, my new pet parrot tried to bond sexually with me today. That is what Google told me. I'm not sure of its gender.
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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