look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
You really need to take down the pics of you and your boyfriend on facebook. It's becoming increasingly harder to jerk off while i'm Facebook stalking your pics at 2am.
So when we opened his headboard we found a bottle of crisco sitting on top of his porn magazines.
I guess we all know what he was cookin.
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
I've slipped into the part of my life where I am not having sex to get Phils tickets from this chick. I need to seriously rethink my life decisions
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
My ex is having a baby and I'm over here planning my dogs birthday celebration...
When is the party?
FUUUCK. sunburned vagina. this is the worst day ever. i'm not leaving my room until it peels.
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
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