So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
The moment that kid turns 18, I will have his sperm for all three meals.
Oh God. You're going to jail
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
If I could run through a field of Reece's and Oreos, dive off a milkfall into a bowl of cereal. My Life would complete.
Still not over the fact that we prayed to Jesus to help us win beer pong
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
Why do all the Father's Day cards talk about what a great dad they are? Why can't there be one that says something like "Thanks for sticking it to mom and making me possible, your sperm was appreciated."
You shouldn't play strip poker when you're having a wet fart kind of day.
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
Don't do tequila. The Devil himself spits into shot glasses and we call it tequila. You will do bad things.
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
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