Buhtt sex?
So, I had a dream last night that girls approached guys at the bar and said things like "i would like to pleasure you tonight." No drink buying, no sweet talking or ANYTHING.....it. was. awesome.
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
dude, i have to cancel tonight, my neighbor just bought a goat
he sent me this 10 second long video of a gorilla eating a banana on my phone. no explanation. I didn't even have his number. just. a gorilla eating a banana.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
Your maid of honor is passed out in a golf cart on the 18th hole.
If you're not washing nut sweat off of your forehead this morning I'm disappointed in you
I made $80 at the club last night by telling him he was like a wild pony and I just wanted to tame him
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
I feel like we need a drunken piñata bash with your face being the piñata and my hopes and dreams being the stick
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
When she tells her friend, "hey I'll be back tomorrow, just going to fuck a guy", right in front of you, you know you've got a winner.
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
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