If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
He was probably pissed, but i couldn't tell for sure. How pissed can someone really look while holding a fishbowl mimosa?
In hindsight buying the pill crusher with my vicodin prescription might have been too much.
This shit I'm taking feels like I've eaten every burrito in the world and chased that with an aquarium of hot sauce.
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
Guys always stop talking to me right around the point that if they bought me food a couple times I would probably have sex with them.
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
When she says 'Polish hangover cure' she just means more vodka. Don't do it.
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
I TAUGHT HER CAT TO SIT. CATS DON'T FUCKING SIT ON COMMAND. BUT THIS ONE DID!
It's basically my crowning achievement.
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