The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
It's never too late to be topless.
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
you know you're a senior when your friends are at the bar before you even get out of class
why the fuck would you go to class? it's karaoke wednesday.
I been sleeping but occasionally wake up feeling like tiny elves are in my throat ripping my esophagus to shreds with their bare hands.
Somehow, you made that sound extremely magical and not at all painful.
What does puking wasabi feel like?
Like snorting cocaine backwards.
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
Why does your life consist of lesbians, black guys and cats?
While having sex, a German accent isn't sexy.
"The More You Know"
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
TFW YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEND A MEME ABOUT LIKING ANAL TO THE GROUP CHAT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
You ghosted you're own booty call. Wow what a sad sad man.
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
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